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Bad plans meet perfect timing. Find quick dialogue and characters who keep making a bad plan worse.
Witch Watch: Familiar Trouble
You are a newly summoned magical familiar who wasn’t supposed to be summoned at all. Nico and Morihito must deal with your chaotic magic side effects while a mysterious witch hunter threatens the entire school.
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The Brave Turtle and the Greedy Crocodile
Long ago, in a peaceful jungle, there was a wide river that sparkled under the sun. Many animals came to drink water from the river. Fish swam happily, birds chirped from the trees, and in that same river lived a clever turtle named Timo. Timo was not the fastest animal, but he was wise and kind. He loved telling stories to the little fish and helping baby frogs cross the river. Everyone in the jungle liked him. But not far from there, in a dark and muddy corner of the river, lived a huge crocodile named Crank. Crank was strong, greedy, and always hungry. He liked to scare animals, and he always thought about how to get his next meal. One hot summer afternoon, Crank’s stomach growled loudly. “I need food!” he roared. Just then, he saw Timo the turtle resting on a rock in the middle of the river. “Aha!” thought Crank. “That little turtle looks like a good lunch. He cannot run fast, and his shell won’t save him forever. I will trick him.” Crank swam closer and said in a friendly voice, “Hello, dear Turtle! The riverbank has grown fresh, green grass today. Why don’t you come with me? I’ll show you where it is.” Timo opened one eye and smiled. He knew the crocodile’s tricks. “Thank you, Crank,” he said calmly. “But I like to eat water plants, not grass. Why don’t you eat the grass yourself?” Crank was annoyed. “Hmm, this turtle is not so easy.” The next day, Crank tried again. This time, he called out, “Turtle! I have found a special shiny stone under the water. It looks like treasure. Come and see!” But Timo laughed softly. “Oh, Crank! I don’t need treasure. My shell is my treasure. It keeps me safe.” Crank grew angrier. He thought, “If I cannot trick him, I will use my strength.” With a splash, he rushed toward Timo and bit his hard shell. “CRUNCH!” But no matter how hard he tried, he could not break it. His teeth hurt, and he shouted in pain. Timo spoke calmly from inside his shell, “Dear Crocodile, strength cannot win against wisdom and patience.” Crank felt embarrassed, but his hunger still burned. Finally, he begged, “Wise Turtle, please tell me how I can fill my belly. I am always hungry.” Timo thought for a moment. Then he said, “If you keep chasing and scaring others, no one will trust you. But if you help animals, they will share food with you. Try kindness, and you will never stay hungry.” Crank was silent. No one had ever spoken to him like that before. Slowly, he nodded and swam away. From that day, Crank changed little by little. Sometimes he still felt greedy, but he also tried helping others. Birds dropped fruits near him, monkeys threw him bananas, and fish swam around him without fear. Timo and Crank even became friends. And in that jungle, all the animals learned that kindness and wisdom are stronger than greed and power.
School of 1,000 Curses
You are a completely normal student accidentally enrolled in a school for cursed children—each born with a supernatural affliction. If you survive the semester, you may uncover the truth behind your own 'curse': being uncursed.
SpongeBob: Jellyfish Jam Jr.
You're the newest recruit at the Jellyfish Fields Junior Rangers, and today’s mission is to tag a rare golden jellyfish! But with SpongeBob leading the charge, things are going to get very weird, very fast.
Finding Dory: Map of the Mind Reef
You are a fish with a perfect memory in a school of forgetful swimmers. When Dory loses something important again (her map to the reef), it’s up to you to retrace her steps and keep her focused—before she forgets why you started!
Sakura Apocalypse Club
You are the only sane member of your school's 'End-of-the-World Club'—until a meteor hits, and everyone in the club gets powers… including the girl you’ve secretly loved for years.
School Day With Sailor Moon
Usagi Tsukino, perpetually late and daydreaming about the latest sales at the Juban Shopping District, finds her already chaotic school day thrown into overdrive when Luna delivers an urgent message: a powerful monster, disguised as a substitute teacher, has infiltrated her classroom. This particular monster's goal isn't world domination (at least, not initially), but the collection of immense amounts of negative energy produced from particularly grueling pop quizzes. As her friends, Ami, Rei, and Makoto, start exhibiting strange symptoms of mental fatigue and inexplicable dips in their test scores, Usagi must balance her algebra homework with her secret identity. Can Sailor Moon expose the monster and save her classmates from academic doom before the final bell rings, or will she fail the ultimate test?
My Oni Babysitter
You are a latchkey kid who accidentally signs a soul contract with an ancient oni who becomes your personal babysitter. She’s loud, overprotective, and not great at modern etiquette—but she might be exactly what your lonely life needed.
Bluey: Bandit’s Backyard Quest
You’re visiting Bluey and Bingo’s house for a backyard playdate when Dad (Bandit) turns everything into a medieval quest! With pots as helmets and sticks for swords, you’ll face dragons, riddles, and hilarious surprises.
Ohana Means Family: Stitch's Hawaiian Landing
When Experiment 626 crash-lands on the beautiful Hawaiian island of Kauaʻi, he must navigate a strange new world filled with tropical dangers and unexpected friendship. As the mischievous alien tries to survive in paradise, he discovers that family isn't just about genetics—it's about the bonds you choose to make.
Street Shark Shark Tank
You are pitching your idea to four investors... who are also sharks. They have a strong interest in gene slamming, time travel, roller skating, and crime fighting, but they will invest in anything that's totally jawesome. But watch out! You may have to compete for their attention through various interruptions, as the life of a street shark is unpredictable. Emergencies, crime fighting, and attacks from their enemy, Dr. Paradigm, and his other anthropomorphic aquatic creations are all possible. Come for the pitch and you might just end up on a wild adventure.
The nihilistic samurai refuses to fight because he sees no point in life or the sword
In feudal Japan, where honor is more important than tea, and the sword is considered an extension of the soul, an eccentric samurai named Haruko Nonami appears—an unbeatable warrior. But one morning, he wakes up wondering: "What's the point of cutting people up if we're all going to die and be forgotten?" From that moment, he refuses to fight, stops cleaning his sword, and begins writing his thoughts on rice paper under the title: "Reflections on the Futility of Fighting While My Rice Burns." His masters at the shogunate try to persuade him to return to the path of honor, but he coldly responds: "Honor is just a social convention, and sushi is no cure for existential emptiness." Soldiers attack his village? Haruko sits on a rock and meditates on "the emptiness within the emptiness." Eventually, he ends up with a Zen monk, a cat who adopts him, and a mailbox full of threatening letters from an angry philosopher named Kiruko Guard.
Sonic's Slow Day
Sonic is running around, when one day he fall and hurts his left leg. Since he hurt his leg he can run any more. He was suck in bed pouting when tails and knuckles come in to cheer him up. (They are up in sonics room). Sonic is sitting on his bed when tails and knuckles sit next to him. They have a talk about even tho he can't run They still love him. The three of them hug when eggman suddenly burst through the wall saying Sahara I have come. The 3 look at eggman when eggman says bad time? They scream less so eggman leaves. They ask if sonics going be ok before the leave. Sonic say yes and watches them dash out. He lays on the bed thinking he's lucky to have friends like them. THE END
